Handy Randy

It is simply one thing to be a great cook.

It would just mean that that is your nook.

But it’s quite another to go out in the yard

making the rest of us guys seem like a helpless retard:

By making that furniture out of old crates,

in between your lifting of weights.

And laying down all those patio bricks,

Is there anything more in your bag of tricks?

Might it not be time to throttle back a little?

Go back in the kitchen and tackle the vittle.